A twitter while I ate at Diner in Williamsburg, Brooklyn this afternoon.

NOTE: Scroll to the bottom of this post and read from the bottom up, in the opposite order that they’re numbered…

1. A fine date with m’self & hunt for inspiration. Ciao for niao.. xoDP

2. Off to Bust’s Craftastik where I’ve missed meeting some friends & other friend’s won’t show…

3. In the area, if you’re a flea freak con moi, check out Luddite down the block towards the water…

4. Just go. Prices are recession-ready enough. You’ll like…

5. Ooh, service really is (esp’ly to femme eats for one), cool chilly 090s ravers indiference…

6. Six for the small, go for the large (nine $)…

7. Like the bloody mary with a whole pipercorn bite burn finish…

8. Am guilty pleasuring Gen-X top fourties.. everytime I see you calling I get down on my knees & pray…

9. My great compliment.. to the egg. over medium just oozing a meniscus tease minus th’ mess…

10. Ramp mayo escarole pickled onion & cheddar on brioche bun w salad (lambs qtr?)(Not. Is spinach)…

11. The dish in question, scroll says.. Eggs Sammy…

12. As intended per salted lip…

13. Impossible to drink without straw from skinny high boy…

14. Sidebar — I hate their ice…

15. Even a brioche sammich’s is still a sammich and sammich’s don’t belong on brunch menus…

16. Why did I order a boring dish? Flavours are fine, pickl-ey & mouthfeely…

17. I’m here at end of brunchh service, alas asperges dishes sold out…

18. It’s all on the specials scribbled receipt-roll…

19. Generic un-diner-like lilputian menu offers next-to-no details…

20. A Gotham resto paradigm

21. Though everything flow’s at a quick clip…

22. Place is shabby fab, just right neo-grunge clientelle & very slow service…

23. Said teeting pedestal is at Diner on B’way in W’burg Bkln…

24. A teetering circular spinning stool at the stone counter for one…

25. Ok. A resto review…